Hosted by Mark “Madman” Koopmans, Ninja Captain Alex J. Cavanaugh, “Life is Good” Tina, Rockin’ Robyn Engel, and Morgan “The Morg” Shamy.
The rules are *very* simple.
Create the titles of three PG-13 rated blogfests you would never join - and then add a descriptive sentence or two. That's it!
For example:
Cheesecake & Cauliflower Bloghop - "where dinner and dessert is mixed in one dish."
Blocked up Toilet Blogfest - "where crap happens."
Alphapet Zoo-mbie Bloghop - "where cuddly undead toys learn how to spell."
The three blogfests I would never sign up for are:
Favorite Snowy Owl Recipes - Endangered never tasted so good.
Fondest Potty Training Memories - Learning to poo when I was two.
Teaching Dead Dogs New Tricks - Beyond roll over and play dead.
Special request!
Bish Denham at Random Thoughts needs a proofreader for her collection of retold Anansi stories. If you can help out Bish, pop over to her site and let her know.
54 comments:
so not signing up for those either! have a great week!
Now if it was Fondest Potty Training Memories-Mom's POV, I'd consider it. I have some doozies I could share! Heheheh!
Number two is the first one I've come across that rhymes. Oh wait ... number two. I think I just made a funny. At least, I hope that's all I made.
Endangered never tasted so good - funny!
LOL, I'm starting to think your second one might offer some comic relief now that I have a potty-training two-year-old visiting often--granddaughter. ;)
Too funny! Yeah, I don't see myself signing up for those either. :)
Funny girl. Loved your titles.
Oh gosh, definitely wouldn't sign up for those. Nice work L. Diane :)
Diane, you have a wicked sense of humor! I loved these.
I have a great Panda Steak recipe.
M.L. Swift, Writer
I have attended at least 4 of those Blogfests you described and enjoyed them all thank you!
LOL. Great Anti-blogfests. I live with my 2-year-old niece who is currently potty training, so I might actually join that second one, just so I don't feel all alone with the poo stories. :D
Here are mine!
Stephen - LOL!
ML, great minds think alike.
Oh, Diane! I about snorted cereal out my nose. Too funny! And thanks for the shout out.
If vomit stories counted in the number two anti-blogfest then thoughts of endangered animal dishes would be on that list.
Well done - bad blogfests! I especially love "poo when I was two"
Tina @ Life is Good
Well, I -might- sign up for the owl blogfest..depending on how tasty the recipes were.. :D
Ew! Yeah. I wouldn't sign up for any of those blogfests. Yuck.
Ah-hahahaha!!!!! Diane, I am LAUGHING... seriously... that endangered one KILLED me... it's just so awful on so many levels, LOL!
Hahaha
Good ones. Especially the dead dog one.... almost like whipping the dead horse. (bad)
Oh dear... Yeah, not doing these, either. Too funny.
LOL, those are blogfests I wouldn't join either.
Hi Diane .. potty training at my age? you must be joking - well perhaps not .. but succinct and relevant to being anti-Gary blog hops ..
Cheers Hilary
Bish, what kind of cereal? Hopefully not Grape nuts. Hope you find a proofreader or two.
Mark, I'm sure there are a few tasty ones in the logger's handbook.
Morgan, I love animals, and that one would so not be on my list to join.
dead dogs that play dead... that sounds like an awesome book title!
The Blog-fest that make me want to say "NO"...
Jeremy H.
New Look, New Name and Same Stuff...
[Being-Retro]
Very fun idea. I wonder how many people would sign up out of curiosity to the owl one.
For some twisted reason, I'm highly amused by bloggers' use of dead animals in this fest. Well played, Diane. Even here, you're able to sum it up in a succinct, clever way.
Cheers,
xoRobyn
Those hops are a real no no.
Hilarious. You do know that anything with "poo" in the title will invariably make SOMEONE want to join. Not me, but someone.
A triple no-no to your batch of blogfests.
Interesting titles though...
Writer In Transit
So funny! I'd say if you could remember potty training when you were two, go on and blog hop about it, I may just be interested. :)
Jeremy, 101 Uses for a Dead Dog?
Nancy, I don't even remember when I was 3.
Ewwww. I'm glad I ate awhile ago.
I'd never participate in those blogfests either LOL!
These blog fests are killing me. Thanks for the chuckles!
Those are AWESOME! I especially love where crap happens :D
Here are my 3 blog I would never sign up for,,,maybe.
1) Beauty Pageant Ice Hockey Players blog. Where miss congeniality discusses her league leading penalty minutes.
2) Anthony Weiner photo contest blog. Anthony Weiner is funny.
3) How to install helicoils blog. Where you learn how to turn special screw drivers. zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Okay, those were fun -- I especially liked the dead dog blogfest. I wouldn't sign up for that one either. :D
Funny! I wouldn't join any of them, but they DID make me laugh!
Great imagination there L Diane. Not my idea of blogfests either.
LOL; loved those titles :)
.......dhole
Timothy, that first one is really funny.
Great blogfest! Love your answers!
Hi, L. Diane,
Very interesting and DIFFERENT themes.... I enjoyed your examples too!
Those are definitely blogfests I would not sign up for. Thanks for sharing!
Mary Montague Sikes
LOL! Yes, three blogfests I wouldn't sign up for either. :)
I won't sign up for any of those Hops either, Diane. But they did make me laugh.
I'll help Bish.
Okay, the 'Snowy Owl...' one had me LOL-ing. Well done! :D
Hey Diane,
I know you've been anxiously waiting for one of my highly collectable comments. Maybe next time.
What a wonderful selection of non-choices. I almost give a hoot about the first one. The second one is number two. I cannot ever remember training a potty. A dead dog teaching me to play dead would almost get my attention.
Of course, I'd rather be whipped naked in the middle of town than join a blogfest. I know, it can be arranged.
Thanks for being part of the irony, Diane.
Gary :)
You are so fun! My dad use to tell people they were eating BBQ Owl..he was something-lol!
These were hilarious! I bet some parents would have some funny stories for the potty training blog hop. Loved the titles!
~Jess
Ha! I'm still working my way through the Fest that keeps on giving :)
These are definitely in my top 6,732... (possibly all the way in the top three :)
Thanks for participating and don't ever let Wesley the Owl ever see #1 :)
EJ, I'm from Oregon, so that one came easy.
Gary, be careful what you wish for.
Those are funny! I wonder if my dog would benefit from the last one. ;)
Very missable blogfests!
Nas
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