Friday, May 28, 2010
And Now For Something Completely Different...
* BOOK NEWS *
Don't forget my Uber-Beyond-Belief giveaway ends Monday evening!!! If you haven't entered, check out the link just above the post and do so now. Remember, if I hit 250 followers before Monday night, I toss in about $30 worth of fun stuff extra!
The best listing of hashtags and daily discussions for writers on Twitter! Mystery Writing Is Murder
Tips for overcoming stage fright - Marketing Tips For Authors
Are you waking up to possibilities? The Chocolate Chip Waffle
A little inspiration from some famous authors… Wavy Lines
The owner of 4RV Publishing, Vivian Zabel, goes over the proper way to write a fiction review - Brain Cells and Bubble Wrap
* CAPTION WINNERS *
“I'll guard the cake while you go for ice cream. No, really, I'll just look at it. Go ahead.” Helen Ginger
“Put me on a diet and then tease me - animal abuse.” Vivian Zabel
And the big winner:
"That's my Birthday cake? Thanks! I will show my appreciation by peeing around the house today..." Mr. Stupid
Because unfortunately, if that were our cats, that’s exactly what they’d do!
* TAGGED *
Alex J. Cavanaugh tagged me with this one…
IF I WERE…
If I were a month, I’d be September and in the process of change.
If I were a day, I’d be Monday, because it seems like I’m always working.
If I were a time of the day, I’d be early morning, ready to go!
If I were a season, I’d be fall.
If I were a planet, I’d be earth and full of life.
If I were a direction, I’d be ‘over yonder.’
If I were a drink, I’d be an energy drink!
If I were a tree, I don’t know - can anyone think of a really short tree?
If I were an animal, I’d be one of those hyperactive little dogs.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a bass. No, not the fish.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.
If I were a food, I’d be creamy pasta.
If I were a celebrity, I’d be Hugh Jackman’s wife!
If I were a color, I’d be green, because it’s not easy being green.
If I were a book, I’d be Enthusiasm Makes the Difference!
If I were a song, I’d be Learning to Fly by Pink Floyd.
If I were a movie, I’d be When Harry Met Sally. (Because that’s real close!)
If I were a flower, I’d be a tiger lily.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a big smile!
And now I tag Jai at Jai Joshi’s Tulsa Tree!
* PHOTO OF THE DAY *
Enter "The Mist" ...