Friday, July 30, 2010

And Now For Something Completely Different...

"...and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon. You must tie her down on a bed and spank her!"

* BOOK NEWS *

Despite being in Oregon for the better part of the week, I did find some interesting stuff!

Last chance to register for free for The Muse Online Writers Conference! Don't miss the biggest and best writers conference on the web this October!

DL Hammons is hosting a High Drama Blogfest/Giveaway AND he’s still seeking bloggers in Mississippi, Rhode Island, Tennessee & West Virginia! Visit Cruising Altitude for more details.

Shannon Whitney Messenger went to Comic Con! Check out her site for info and photos.

Alex J Cavanaugh is holding a 200 Followers contest.

Nicole’s magic writing device - the Word Box - at One Significant Moment at a Time

And yesterday I visited Patricia Stoltey with my writing life.


* LOL CATS! *

I have a guest blogger on Sunday (and another special guest on Tuesday!) so I'm doing something completely different and bringing you the Sunday Sillies a little early...

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

funny pictures of cats with captions

Thursday, July 29, 2010

It’s all in the Details

I’ve returned from Oregon - more on that later. While I was there, an experience inspired me in terms of writing and details.

And, I am visiting Patricia Stoltey today with “My Writing Life - so stop by her blog and say hello!

What struck me was the difference in driving between North Carolina and Oregon. Now, we have our Pokey Puppies here! It’s not uncommon to get behind someone going 45 in a 55 mph zone. On the flip side, there’s those driving 10-15 mph over the speed limit. (And if you’re on I-95 and you’re NOT one of those people, you WILL be run over!) However, in Oregon, the range is much smaller. Most people drive five miles over to five miles under. This causes a steady flow of traffic rather than the obstacle course that is NC.

Did you know that? (Did you know that there is no self-serve gas pumps in Oregon either? Weird, huh?)

As writers, we have to be aware of these subtle differences. A detail like that won’t be listed on a fact sheet or website, either. We would need firsthand experience, either ours or someone else’s. Yet it’s those little details that add depth and reality to our work.

I spent the first nineteen years of my life in Oregon. I’ve visited many times over the years, and eventually I realized that it just wasn’t the same anymore and not really home. This past visit it really hit me that NC and the East Coast is my home now. Yes, we have our humidity and hurricanes. Tomorrow I will be forced to go around a large tractor or a lawn maintenance truck parked in the road. (And I do mean parked IN the road.) Everyone here thinks BBQ is pulled pork rather than a rack of ribs. But there is something to be said for Southern hospitality. The East Coast is packed full of interesting people and places. I like the consevative attitudes here. My friends, family, and business are here. This is home. Southern people no longer scare me! LOL

Thanks to everyone who left well-wishes for my mother this past week. We hope she will be out of the hospital in a couple days. I spent my time there looking at skilled nursing facilities (she will need a couple weeks of rehab) and assisted living homes. She’s not crazy about the idea, but knows it needs to happen soon. So another trip to Oregon to help her sort her house is in the very near future.

I am just happy I get to return home to North Carolina afterwards!

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Friday, July 23, 2010

And Now For Something Completely Different...

"You see, I don't believe that libraries should be drab places where people sit in silence, and that's been the main reason for our policy of employing wild animals as librarians."

I will be offline until the middle of next week as I return to Oregon to see my mother (who’s been in the hospital for several weeks) and take care of things. I will miss everyone, but I’ll be lucky to check my emails. (However, The Sunday Sillies will proceed as planned.)
So, as you read this, Spunky is either on her way to Oregon or she’s already there!

* BOOK NEWS *

How to Hook Your Reader at A Book Inside

Character backgrounds and more! A Writer’s Journey

And saw this in a Yahoo Group post this week:

950,000 titles out of the 1.2 million tracked by Nielsen Bookscan sold fewer than 99 copies. Another 200,000 sold fewer than 1,000 copies. Only 25,000 sold more than 5,000 copies. The average book in America sells about 500 copies

Rather sobering, isn’t it?


* CAPTION WINNER *

It was so tough this week! However, I forced myself to choose…

Hart Johnson - "Thumbz! Leak calls for thumbz and I got nun!"



* PHOTO OF THE DAY *

I recently shot a reception and thought you'd enjoy a photo of the cupcakes that acompanied the cake.