Friday, May 28, 2010

And Now For Something Completely Different...

"Bring out your dead!"


* BOOK NEWS *

Don't forget my Uber-Beyond-Belief giveaway ends Monday evening!!! If you haven't entered, check out the link just above the post and do so now. Remember, if I hit 250 followers before Monday night, I toss in about $30 worth of fun stuff extra!

The best listing of hashtags and daily discussions for writers on Twitter! Mystery Writing Is Murder

Tips for overcoming stage fright - Marketing Tips For Authors

Are you waking up to possibilities? The Chocolate Chip Waffle

A little inspiration from some famous authors… Wavy Lines

The owner of 4RV Publishing, Vivian Zabel, goes over the proper way to write a fiction review - Brain Cells and Bubble Wrap


* CAPTION WINNERS *



Runners-up:
“I'll guard the cake while you go for ice cream. No, really, I'll just look at it. Go ahead.” Helen Ginger
“Put me on a diet and then tease me - animal abuse.” Vivian Zabel

And the big winner:
"That's my Birthday cake? Thanks! I will show my appreciation by peeing around the house today..." Mr. Stupid
Because unfortunately, if that were our cats, that’s exactly what they’d do!


* TAGGED *

Alex J. Cavanaugh tagged me with this one…

IF I WERE…

If I were a month, I’d be September and in the process of change.

If I were a day, I’d be Monday, because it seems like I’m always working.

If I were a time of the day, I’d be early morning, ready to go!

If I were a season, I’d be fall.

If I were a planet, I’d be earth and full of life.

If I were a direction, I’d be ‘over yonder.’

If I were a drink, I’d be an energy drink!

If I were a tree, I don’t know - can anyone think of a really short tree?

If I were an animal, I’d be one of those hyperactive little dogs.

If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a bass. No, not the fish.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a pineapple.

If I were a food, I’d be creamy pasta.

If I were a celebrity, I’d be Hugh Jackman’s wife!

If I were a color, I’d be green, because it’s not easy being green.

If I were a book, I’d be Enthusiasm Makes the Difference!

If I were a song, I’d be Learning to Fly by Pink Floyd.

If I were a movie, I’d be When Harry Met Sally. (Because that’s real close!)

If I were a flower, I’d be a tiger lily.

If I were a facial expression, I’d be a big smile!


And now I tag Jai at Jai Joshi’s Tulsa Tree!


* PHOTO OF THE DAY *

Enter "The Mist" ...

25 comments:

  1. "Over yonder" is good.
    Great photo!

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  2. Enjoy stopping by on Fridays. Your post is always informative and entertaining. Cute captions and love the mist photo.

    Mason
    Thoughts in Progress

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  3. Wow. I won? Thanks! BTW, great answers. And the photo at the end is nice too. Hope you get to 250 Followers soon!

    Have a good day...:)

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  4. I'm a little confused, most of your comparisons were high-energy front-and-center, but bass (my personal favorite) is more of a pulsing undercurrent. You're a deep well, Spunky.

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  5. Love the photo.

    And it's always fun to read the caption contest winner - so true about cats.

    Thanks for the links.

    Helen
    Straight From Hel

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  6. Great links and photos...and thanks for the plug!

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  7. Beautiful photo - again. I enjoyed your “if I were,” particularly your response to if you were a direction:) Now I’m off to check out the links.

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  8. That photo! Oh my -- so beautiful!!!
    Have a great weekend :-)

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  9. AnonymousMay 28, 2010

    I love the photo! And the caption contest. September has always been my favourite month too, as it does feel like a new beginning event though the leaves are falling.

    I've missed this place and must make it here more often!

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  10. Mr Stupid, your answer was too true!

    Will, I'd be a bass because it's in the background - and I'm not musically talented! Probably should've picked one of those little monkeys that claps the symbols...

    The photo was taken at the aquarium in Charleston, SC. It's one of my most popular pictures. Thanks!

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  11. What an outstanding photo! Good luck on reaching 250. Have a great Memorial Day week-end.

    Lee
    Tossing It Out

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  12. The photo of the mist is lovely.

    I see I'm a runner-up on the caption. Thanks.

    Also, thank you for highlighting my blog post about reviews.

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  13. That's a great photo. I will go check out the links too.

    CD

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  14. Thanks for the links. Luckily most of them are on my blog roll but there are a couple new ones.

    I absolutely love that picture.

    I have a think for foggy days and take pictures often.

    Have a great weekend!

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  15. An entertaining post, from start to finish.

    Have a great weekend!

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  16. A bonsai tree? No, that's too mean, but they are pretty! Fun post!

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  17. Oh man ... wow ... what a photo! Awesome, Diane! Loved the captions, too.

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  18. Such a fun post! This must take a lot of work...And where is this photo taken? The zoo? It's gorgeous!

    Michele

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  19. Great fun post on a quiet Friday night...one I've been waiting for all week. Great pic!

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  20. Love the Kermit quote!!

    And that photo? Absolutely incredible - I got an actual chill when I looked at it!

    Enjoy your long weekend!

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  21. Alissa, a bonsai tree works! I'm short, I admit it.

    Michele, photo was taken at the SC Aquarium.

    Jemi, I'm a BIG muppets fan! And thanks, I'm really proud of that photo.

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  22. I have to say hello to Vivian! :)

    And love the mist photo.

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  23. AnonymousMay 29, 2010

    A great week of blogs. Love Homer as The Scream. Tomorrow when I have time I'm going back over your blogs as there is a lot of good stuff here.

    Stephen Tremp

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  24. Thanks, Allyn!

    Stephen, I know Tuesday's was really long, but once those four sent me the information, I could not edit down any of their comments. And wisely decided not to add to it!
    And the Homer pic came up with a search of "scream" in Google images!

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